Weird ad

pants
This ad is for a “new remodeling pant” they are selling in Mexico. I had to pick up a flyer when I saw it and put it up here for all to enjoy. Here goes the translation (working from the left part down and starting again on the right):

Dare to lift them!! (in the red part)
Lift. Firm. Remold. (at bottom)

Banner (right side): Transform yourself instantly.

  1. Mold and turn your thighs.
  2. To reduce and elevate this area, making it very sexy.
  3. Control and reduce the lower belly.
  4. Enhance and firm the glutes while controlling and molding the hips.